what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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