I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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