lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Hippo gnu deer
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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