Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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