Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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