remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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