I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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