I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
my sisters under your porch take her home
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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