I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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