She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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