Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Randomize
