my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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