So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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