she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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