hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We left an ass print on the piano.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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