She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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