it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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