i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
This house was built for laser tag.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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