i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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