After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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