Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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