So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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