Sponge bath it is.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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