do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
you would pick up someone in the library
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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