Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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