I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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