Grow some girl-balls and come out already
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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