I am puke
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
