I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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