After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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