bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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