How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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