I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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