Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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