Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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