escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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