why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I woke up under a house in Key West
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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