Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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