Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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