Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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