that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Drunk is not a location!
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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