Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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