I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Randomize
