508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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