Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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