The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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