he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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