Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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