5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You can't just leave with hair like that
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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