The maid of honor just puked.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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