Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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